Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds.
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As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview. Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school.
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